You know you're crazy about tenpin bowling when...

Rowey the li'l lefty

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1)You're playing cricket and it's your turn to bowl. You roll the ball down the pitch as if it were a bowling ball.
2)You start to think that strike in baseball means strike in tenpin bowling.
3)Your parents ground you for breaking all the vases in the house because you used them as bowling pins.
4)Bullies get sdared of you because you always carry a bowling ball with you.
5)You're playing basketball and the ball comes to you. You then look for the finger and thumb holes in it.
6)When you don't find any, you then try to drill some holes into the basketball.
7)When the only things you can say are bowling terms.
Feel free to add more. :p
 
10) you show up to bowl in a competition still wearing your wifes clothes.
11) you ring your boss to say your to sick to work only to find he is there with his daughter
12) you forget which is your bowling ball and send down your opponents ball down the wrong lane next to where your bowling
 
*rowey* said:
1)You're playing cricket and it's your turn to bowl. You roll the ball down the pitch as if it were a bowling ball.
2)You start to think that strike in baseball means strike in tenpin bowling.
3)Your parents ground you for breaking all the vases in the house because you used them as bowling pins.
4)Bullies get sdared of you because you always carry a bowling ball with you.
5)You're playing basketball and the ball comes to you. You then look for the finger and thumb holes in it.
6)When you don't find any, you then try to drill some holes into the basketball.
7)When the only things you can say are bowling terms.
Feel free to add more. :p

10 dollars Says you've done all these things Rowan
 
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