Andrew S.
Gold Coast
For all Australians... Let us lead the way so that other nations will follow our lead in fighting terrorism.
We know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Queda male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does...
So, this Saturday at 4:00 PM all women living in Australia are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
Furthermore, all men are asked to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that they are not Taliban, to demonstrate that they think it's ok to see nude women other than their wives, and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of beer at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless Australia!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS NEIGHBOURS & COUNTRYMEN/WOMEN
We know that it is a sin for a Taliban or Al Queda male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does...
So, this Saturday at 4:00 PM all women living in Australia are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
Furthermore, all men are asked to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove that they are not Taliban, to demonstrate that they think it's ok to see nude women other than their wives, and to show support for all Australian women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of beer at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God Bless Australia!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS NEIGHBOURS & COUNTRYMEN/WOMEN
