GeorgeF
Hypercell = Hyperhook!
It's not my reasons, just some I found on another bowling site
1. You don't have to sneak your bowling magazines into the house.
2. If you are having trouble with bowling, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about bowling.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you bowling, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet&nsbp; when you become famous.
5. Your bowling partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've bowled with.
6. It's perfectly respectable to bowl with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good bowler, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you bowling together.
8. If your regular bowling partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you bowl with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you bowl by yourself.
10. When dealing with a bowling pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy bowling stuff.
12. You can have a bowling calendar on your wall at the office, tell bowling jokes and invite coworkers to bowl with you without getting sued for harassment.
13. There is no such thing as a bowling transmitted disease.
14. If you want to watch bowling on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
15. Nobody expects you to promise to bowl with just one partner for the rest of your life.
16. Nobody expects you to give up bowling if your partner loses interest in the game.
17. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of bowling.
18. Your bowling partner will never say, "What? We just bowled last&ev*#;week! Is that all you ever think about?
1. You don't have to sneak your bowling magazines into the house.
2. If you are having trouble with bowling, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about bowling.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you bowling, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet&nsbp; when you become famous.
5. Your bowling partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've bowled with.
6. It's perfectly respectable to bowl with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good bowler, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you bowling together.
8. If your regular bowling partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you bowl with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you bowl by yourself.
10. When dealing with a bowling pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy bowling stuff.
12. You can have a bowling calendar on your wall at the office, tell bowling jokes and invite coworkers to bowl with you without getting sued for harassment.
13. There is no such thing as a bowling transmitted disease.
14. If you want to watch bowling on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.
15. Nobody expects you to promise to bowl with just one partner for the rest of your life.
16. Nobody expects you to give up bowling if your partner loses interest in the game.
17. You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of bowling.
18. Your bowling partner will never say, "What? We just bowled last&ev*#;week! Is that all you ever think about?
