Make a sentence

[hamster]

I fell in love with an ipod because i was high, drunk and the voices told me so.
Explains alot.

hamster

 

[~*~Emeh~*~]

I humped my neighbour because i hate my family

 

[ChRisTiger]

I choked on a paper clip because i was drunk"

 

[LIsAa]

I bitched out an ipod because im naked

 

[~Mrs STORM~]

I smacked myself because Im a homosexual...

 

[Mr_RG]

I humped a banana because I was drunk....

 

[becky22]

I gave my number to a policeman because I was high

 

[Crispy]

i sang to a jones soda because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

 

[kay101]

i bitched out my dad cause im a homosexual

 

[killinginthename]

i chocked on an ipod because i was drunk

 

[Ash]

I smaked a fork becasue I was High

 

[Easy Tiger]

I had sex with my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

 

[Cam S]

i gave a lap dance to my pshyciatrist because im sexy and i do what i want

 

[Brenton_Davy]

I smacked a baseball bat because someone offered me $1,000,000

 

[Lauren]

I sang to myself because thats the way i roll!

 

[stew]

I shot a stuffed animal because I hate myself.

I must be a very sad person!!