Well mac, if you want to start a rumour you have certainly come to the right place!
As for Emerson shield - you have heard correctly it is a lot of fun. Whilst there is a lot of friendly banter on this website, it is also highly competitive bowling.
I have no doubt that you would be welcomed "into the fold" if you do decide to bowl.
Who is the "team to beat", that will change month by month, depending on who is available and then who gets through to the final. Last years winners Shepparton, runners up Werribee, third place Ed Fleming - should all be right up there again.
As for who "needs a lesson", i am pretty sure Craig would love to take up the challenge - but i am sure he will post his own comments (he usually does!)