Who has a dirty mind???

Jase

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It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
tells you, with a chuckle;
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
:p :p :p

What were you thinking? You dirty minded thing!:D
 
That was pretty good Jase....see how we go with this one!


Now if you can imagine
It's easy as can be
The place upon the couch
The time is half past three
I asked him if it would hurt me
Or will it spoil my dress
he said "no love, don't worry,
I'll try avoid the mess."
His touch was soft and gentle
He is defined as sin,
Now open up a little further,
And let me further in.
I cried as it was hurting
Having never done it before,
And tried to convince me,
That it wasn't against the law.
It was hurting quite a bit now
Tears were in my eyes
And suddenly, he gave a jerk
And blood came rushing forth
It must have been a big one,
Thank God he pulled it out.
Now if you read this carefully
I'm sure you will find,
That this is just a dentist chair
And not your dirty mind!!
 
They were pretty good..... thought you might like this one.

A Love Story

I shall seek and find you...

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you...

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan....

I will make you beg for mercy........beg for me to stop.....

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when i'm finished with you.......

And you will be weak for days.......





All My Love,

THE FLU

Now get your mind out of the gutter..............:p
 
You people are disgusting! I'm gonna fit right in. :grin:
 
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