Top Gear Stig Intro's - Make Up Your Own!

[Brenton_Davy]

Just as the thread title says

Some say:

that his ears contain both an aural tachometer AND a decibel metre, and that if he really wanted to he could make your letterbox pregnant just by driving past.

All we know is....

He's called THE STIG!

 

[jason_85]

Some say...

he considers burning rubber, engine oil, high octane fuel, a gleaming white body suit and new car smell as his five food goups for his existance...

to us he is only known as...


THE STIG!!!

 

[Brenton_Davy]

Some say:

That his ears have been sewn back to reduce wind resistance and that if HE was fighting Chuck Norris it would be the end of the world as we know it,

All we know is,

He's called THE STIG!

 

[Brenton_Davy]

Some say:

His reflexes are so fast that....wanna see it again? And he was the kid that stopped the leak in the dyke, but it wasn't his finger he put in there.

All we know;

Is he's called THE STIG!

 

[Bigsy]

Some say:

His penis has a chicane and 4 hairpins, and that his testicles are made from enriched uranium.

All we know;

Is he's called THE STIG!