Tiger Woods Jokes

[Gary]

Add here...What is the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yds without hitting a tree.

 

[Gary]

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.


Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

 

[Gary]

What crossed Elin's mind as she stood there with a golf club in her hand as she heard his lame excuses?
"Just do it..."

 

[Gary]

What's the difference between Tiger Woods & Santa Claus?

Santa stops at three HOs

 

[mickleham man]

Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

 

[mickleham man]

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Ping has a new set of irons called Elins. They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.

 

[Straight_kut]

LMAO there are soo many good ones floating around

 

[bm2]

a bit naughtier.....

Tiger Woods now has nine girls on his list. When asked if he was trying for 18 holes, he replied "no, I just turn them over for the back nine".........