Funniest / Strangest Team names
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GeorgeF
Hypercell = Hyperhook!
I also have heard of a group of mid 30 yr old guys who call themselves the "Teletubbies". The team is lead by biggest teletubbie of them all " WHITIE ". The most feared of the all the group, the white teletubbie has the power to blind it's opponents in one quick flash of it's tummy.
It's a not a pretty site. I will take this opportunity to warn all bowlers not to attend Currajong Superbowl in Townsville on a Wednesday night at around 9.00pm. This is when the " Teletubbies" are intoxicated and take it upon themselves to expose there tummies to all people present.
I have only seen this once and was lucky to survive. The mental scars still remain though. There is nothing pretty about a 30+ year old guy exposing his fluro white stomach to the world.
MUST BEAT HUNT......
It's a not a pretty site. I will take this opportunity to warn all bowlers not to attend Currajong Superbowl in Townsville on a Wednesday night at around 9.00pm. This is when the " Teletubbies" are intoxicated and take it upon themselves to expose there tummies to all people present.
I have only seen this once and was lucky to survive. The mental scars still remain though. There is nothing pretty about a 30+ year old guy exposing his fluro white stomach to the world.
MUST BEAT HUNT......
F
Funky Chicken
George,
I think you need to get your facts straight.
Our team is called "The Tubbies" and I am known as Capt Tubby not whitey. I was supposed to get a gig with those teletubbies, but once I found out one of them was gay I put my foot down and refused to work with them. That is why there is only 4 members and not five as was originally planned.
I only bare my six pack after having consumed some of my sponsors product (Vodka Cruiser)and I feel that you are jealous of my rare ability to illuminate a room at night when all the lights are out.
As for the Suncity Open - I know you are a lefty with more arse than a bus load of poofters in Kings Cross.
However I am still willing to wager that I will beat you and show you to be the great pretender that you are.
Go the Righties
I think you need to get your facts straight.
Our team is called "The Tubbies" and I am known as Capt Tubby not whitey. I was supposed to get a gig with those teletubbies, but once I found out one of them was gay I put my foot down and refused to work with them. That is why there is only 4 members and not five as was originally planned.
I only bare my six pack after having consumed some of my sponsors product (Vodka Cruiser)and I feel that you are jealous of my rare ability to illuminate a room at night when all the lights are out.
As for the Suncity Open - I know you are a lefty with more arse than a bus load of poofters in Kings Cross.
Go the Righties
GeorgeF
Hypercell = Hyperhook!
Another disturbing post direct from the PBA site on the same topic
" We have a summer league that is 48 teams. 24 teams of women and 24 teams of men called the Battle of the Sexes. Men against the women. You should see the team names in this league!!! Here are a few of the mens teams:
CUMONIWANALAYA, Pet your Kitty, LBDATAZ (LB as in pound), Hammer the Hole, ****, **** Swallow, LICALOTAPUS, Y-Diners, Long Stroke, Snatchmasters, Erection Specialist(construction workers), Dicken Cider, Ride the Bone, DoggyStyle, CumGetYourLickin
For the ladies teams:
R U Hungry, 2 Hot 4 U, We ****, Hookers, Ball Busters, ITCHYTWICHY****, Rita Big Titas, ****s Up, Yank'em n Jank'em, Cream Filled
A few names I can remember from past years of the Battle: Vinegar & Water, Rosey Palm and her sisters, Spankin the Monkey, WELIKALICALOTTADICA
It's a great league. Every center should have Battle of the Sexes. "
And they call us crazy.............
" We have a summer league that is 48 teams. 24 teams of women and 24 teams of men called the Battle of the Sexes. Men against the women. You should see the team names in this league!!! Here are a few of the mens teams:
CUMONIWANALAYA, Pet your Kitty, LBDATAZ (LB as in pound), Hammer the Hole, ****, **** Swallow, LICALOTAPUS, Y-Diners, Long Stroke, Snatchmasters, Erection Specialist(construction workers), Dicken Cider, Ride the Bone, DoggyStyle, CumGetYourLickin
For the ladies teams:
R U Hungry, 2 Hot 4 U, We ****, Hookers, Ball Busters, ITCHYTWICHY****, Rita Big Titas, ****s Up, Yank'em n Jank'em, Cream Filled
A few names I can remember from past years of the Battle: Vinegar & Water, Rosey Palm and her sisters, Spankin the Monkey, WELIKALICALOTTADICA
It's a great league. Every center should have Battle of the Sexes. "
And they call us crazy.............
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makka
I bowled in a thursday night pairs league and our team name was simply the BMFs. Stands for bad mother *******
C
ChickieBabe
Well I bowl in a league on wednesday nights, and our team is called "Shes on top", I had nothing to do with the team name, it was the other 3 guys in the team that made it up, haha !
M
Mini_Me
I bowl in a friday nite adult league and one of the teams has two guys and two chicks and there team name is 4 balls and 2 splits!!
Dj bruv on da mix
Member
I bowl in a doubles on friday nights and our team name is "Duff Mivers" and we are going down like the Titanic.........
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patrick
hye.
well heres a couple in lismore
my team is figjam (**** im good just ask me).
and wdgf (i think this means where damn good f****** ??)
so yeh... kinda dumb n old? but thats about all i know of around the traps here...
bye
well heres a couple in lismore
my team is figjam (**** im good just ask me).
and wdgf (i think this means where damn good f****** ??)
so yeh... kinda dumb n old? but thats about all i know of around the traps here...
bye
Tiger
Active Member
Some from the Deep South: Going back the
Sticky Tadpoles
Bruny Island Duck Pluckers (This team wore pink shirts and black trousers and dark sunnies)
Vinegar Strike
Cumgetsome, Cumgetsomemore
The Choofers (I was in that one)
Wabofitoba (Don't ask me what it means)
Peace Off (Say that in an English accent)
The Penetrators
Hymen Busters
Cunninglingers
Hardened Thrusters
There used to be a poofs league on at Moonah called Champagne League a few years ago one team was called Cumenlikit
Then there's your usuals like FUBAR, SNAFU, FIGJAM etc etc.
Sticky Tadpoles
Bruny Island Duck Pluckers (This team wore pink shirts and black trousers and dark sunnies)
Vinegar Strike
Cumgetsome, Cumgetsomemore
The Choofers (I was in that one)
Wabofitoba (Don't ask me what it means)
Peace Off (Say that in an English accent)
The Penetrators
Hymen Busters
Cunninglingers
Hardened Thrusters
There used to be a poofs league on at Moonah called Champagne League a few years ago one team was called Cumenlikit
Then there's your usuals like FUBAR, SNAFU, FIGJAM etc etc.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, ">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BELMO:
ykickamoocow
say it like this
why...kick...a...moo...cow
i like it
laaaaaaaater<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
One year when I was in Australian Junior Golf Champs, I played with a guy from NZ that came from a place that sounded very close to that.
The joke was, why kick a moo cow, when you can F@$k a sheep!!
Sorry, to our NZ neighbours, but it brought back some good memories!!
ykickamoocow
say it like this
why...kick...a...moo...cow
i like it
laaaaaaaater<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
One year when I was in Australian Junior Golf Champs, I played with a guy from NZ that came from a place that sounded very close to that.
The joke was, why kick a moo cow, when you can F@$k a sheep!!
Sorry, to our NZ neighbours, but it brought back some good memories!!
S
SamW
We call our team Thursday night at Cannon Hill ..... Nam Nam Bozmeg (probably spelt wrong)
Which means in another language
NO NO F... You !!!
Attitude ... we like it.
Cheers,
Sam
Which means in another language
NO NO F... You !!!
Attitude ... we like it.
Cheers,
Sam
B
Brad
hey there...
There is a team in the league that i bowl in on Wednesday nites a Cross Road and their name is JAFA. This can be read in the following ways... Just Another Fine Athlete... or in their case Just Another F*****g A******e
c ya later
brad
There is a team in the league that i bowl in on Wednesday nites a Cross Road and their name is JAFA. This can be read in the following ways... Just Another Fine Athlete... or in their case Just Another F*****g A******e
c ya later
brad
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica, ">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by scoops:
isnt Whykickamoocow a Race Horse?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes scoops, I belive it is, or at least it was.
My comment was just a bit of sledging in my match at the Interstate Golf Champs., when NZ was included......and the funny thing was...It worked!!
Chalk one EASY win up for me....but for some reason, he didn't say much to me after that!! hahaha
isnt Whykickamoocow a Race Horse?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes scoops, I belive it is, or at least it was.
My comment was just a bit of sledging in my match at the Interstate Golf Champs., when NZ was included......and the funny thing was...It worked!!
Chalk one EASY win up for me....but for some reason, he didn't say much to me after that!! hahaha
