Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Facts

[Playa]

Top 10 Facts about Chuck Norris, read by Norris himself!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/The_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html?autoplay=true

He really is a god amonst men .

 

[killinginthename]

Chuck Norris rules all!

 

[griggsy]

i heard chuck norris knits sweaters. and when i say knits i mean round house kicks, and when i say sweaters i mean babies.

or one of my other favourites is

when chuck norris has sex with men it doesnt mean he is gay it means he ran out of women lol

kudos to the person who thinks up of all this stuff

 

[Ducati 851]

Chuck Norris's Hand Is The Only Hand That Can Beat A Royal Flush

 

[Jordo]

The Bible was originally called Chuck Norris and Friends.

God said "let their be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

Chuck Norris dosent do pushups he is actually pushing away the Earth.