Geez Skipper you want Entrance music as well? Why not go the whole hog? Pyrotechnics, a smog machine, buffed up men in skimpy pants( to please the ladies ) , catch phrases and a bad story line of GOOD v EVIL.
What were you thinking First mate? But if you can Kurt Angle's entrance music will be just fine.
Well this next thing will be tougher than bowling at "Sun City Bowl, Alexander Headlands" (cheep pop), A Ladies Form Guide:
Caboolture 9-4 : Last yrs Champions look primed(keep the XXXX coming hey lady flower) and ready to halt any challange to their title. Strengthen by the addition of Nikki Daveson and with the ever consistant Meads girls giving them the stability they need, they look very hard to knock off. Could it be one way traffic? I dont think so.
Brisbane 11-4 :This team is a real chance of taking gold. With state reps MOO FLEW and CRISPY showing the way, it leaves the likes of National JNR allstar and Steve Hampson NO.1 Fan, Taya Reggars and Co to do their thing, GIRLFRIEND!!!
Gold Coast 3-1 : Don't leave this talented group of ladies out of your tips. Led by Foundation member of the QLD Rachuig 44 ***** ***** team , Kellie Hart and with proven preformer Tanya Steveson they have a great chance of being crowned Champions. Keep a watchful eye on up and comer Krystal King as well. You GO GIRL.
Kingaroy 4-1 : Like their Mens side if the conditions are difficult they are a chance of pipping everyone at the post. If this team shows the same determination as their Allstar preformer Fiona Pilgrim they will be one step on their way to acheiving it. Oh and Melanie Acworth is in the team. Thats $5 you owe me for doing that PEANUT.
Sunshine Coast 6-1 : Horses for Courses ( It's just a saying ladies). This teams chances are greatly improved by playing at home. With Narrelle .... I mean Mrs Qually,no thats not right, how about BRANDO'S MUM ( sorry SIS) leading the way and with SE Qld jnr Jacinta Gilliland and Traci Jacobs they could cause some major headaches for the top teams.
Ipswich 6-1 : Bolster by the addition of technical advisor Steve Hampson......Sorry people thats not true but geez i thought it was funny( I'm really going to struggle without you there HAMMER for material
). Seriously , with proven performer on the Twin Tour, Jodie Hampson ( no relation to steve, well thats what she told me) and Captain Renee Thornes, they are very capable of causing a few upsets.
Rocky 8-1 :Another team capable of troubling the top teams especially if conditions are difficult. Usually a very good sparing team.
Hervey Bay, Toowoomba and Bundy 10-1 : Really in the dark about the line-ups of these respective teams. All three really need conditions to suit but this being a male point of view it will be totally incorrect and will be ignored.
So there, Done!!! Hope your Happy Now. Geez can't a man sit on the couch and watch footy? Where's my BEER?
Hamster Alter Ego
