tonx
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* Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* on the other hand, you have different fingers.
* 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
* Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
* The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
* The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of
the bread.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
* The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
* The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
* Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
* A day without sunshine is like, night.
* on the other hand, you have different fingers.
* 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
* 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
* I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
* Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
* The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
* Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
* The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
* Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
* For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
* No one is listening until you make a mistake.
* Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
* The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of
the bread.
* To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
* You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
* The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
* The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
* If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
* Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
* If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
