~Mrs STORM~
Revless Wonder...
I found these...had a chuckle at a few...enjoy
-Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
-Wear golf shoes.
-Every time you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
-When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
-Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
-Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
-Play bocci with extra lane balls
-Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again.
-Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building beating your own head and speaking in tongues, then sit down as if nothing happened
-Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.
-Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly complain about how your hook is off.
-Hide behind the pins, stick your head up laughing hysterically
-Use a curling weight instead, bring a full team of sweepers
-Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner the trash compactor is busted
-Make your presence known by arranging pentagrams out of candles on every lane except yours
-Root for the other team - bring banners.
-Make fun of your team - bring lettuce.
-Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments.
-Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEERIKE
-Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray to it.
-Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
-Blatently UNderscore yourself, then accuse the other team of cheating.
-When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and take his ball and run home.
-If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutterballs and blame plate tectonics.
-Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone.
-Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
-Superglue police whistles to the hand-dryers. Leave town.
-Walk around asking people why they are here. Do this the whole night.
-Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an announcement, then expound on the sins of bowling.
-Name your ball something like "KILLER". Openly boast to everyone how great you are, throw like a wimp, do this all night
-Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
-Bring a dartgun. Be inventive.
-Wrestle with your ball. (WWE Style) Ask someone to ref.
-Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
-Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night. Don't even have a entrance Fee, advertise it like crazy using every mass media known to man, make the 3rd Prize $10,000 and a Porsche, the 2nd Prize $5,000 and a trip to Europe and 1st Prize a coffee mug. Then sit back a watch the fights. Leave.
-Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
-Wear golf shoes.
-Every time you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
-When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy.
-Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
-Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
-Play bocci with extra lane balls
-Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again.
-Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building beating your own head and speaking in tongues, then sit down as if nothing happened
-Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.
-Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly complain about how your hook is off.
-Hide behind the pins, stick your head up laughing hysterically
-Use a curling weight instead, bring a full team of sweepers
-Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner the trash compactor is busted
-Make your presence known by arranging pentagrams out of candles on every lane except yours
-Root for the other team - bring banners.
-Make fun of your team - bring lettuce.
-Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments.
-Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream STEEEEEERIKE
-Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray to it.
-Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
-Blatently UNderscore yourself, then accuse the other team of cheating.
-When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and take his ball and run home.
-If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but gutterballs and blame plate tectonics.
-Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team, trip everyone.
-Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
-Superglue police whistles to the hand-dryers. Leave town.
-Walk around asking people why they are here. Do this the whole night.
-Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an announcement, then expound on the sins of bowling.
-Name your ball something like "KILLER". Openly boast to everyone how great you are, throw like a wimp, do this all night
-Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
-Bring a dartgun. Be inventive.
-Wrestle with your ball. (WWE Style) Ask someone to ref.
-Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
-Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night. Don't even have a entrance Fee, advertise it like crazy using every mass media known to man, make the 3rd Prize $10,000 and a Porsche, the 2nd Prize $5,000 and a trip to Europe and 1st Prize a coffee mug. Then sit back a watch the fights. Leave.
