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Billie
Well, i went thru primary school AND high school and it's got me nowhere :cry: so while i sit at home with no life I have got the whole story to date ... enjoy! 
Last night at bowling there was this girl who had very big fingers for her enormous male anatomy which was 3 foot wide but matched only by Rupert the horse with three huge hooves and a fourth prosthetic pin, that rarely refused men with candy.
They liked to go behind the bowl and play with their ball polisher that made them smile because of blah blah blah blah! and their antics while shining their balls made them happier than a girl with lots of curls in her mammoth Nose Which She had... from an incident with The Wisemans Daughter. Why and when did this she laughed hysterically, then as she played with her enormously huge, gigantic... nostril hairs, she realized she was very ugly and no sober creature would touch her with out a paper bag but then along came the ugliest person ever, its the amf mechanic that has the biggest Shiniest oiling machine in all of amf mechanic .............
She couldn't help but laugh at his tiny hands and his big balls he was going to strike out with. The ten pin was chock-a-block and it had come all the way from the dark depths of the nuthouse known as crazy georges leftorium of slightly used and damaged bowling equipment. So red was that hideous thing it made her vomit and caress her left arm, as it was before the great accident... with those sad heartless ugly, mean and nasty hired henchmen of Rupert who liked to play the Sherlock Holmes … cheerleaders at a rough pre-tournament sausage sizzle. Because they loved their meat So much that they... tricked Sherlock Holmes into sacrificing all They Got Kicked Out
Meanwhile, Roger Ramjet was bi-amping a sub-woofer and tweeters through his borrowed cone of silence. But he forgot to lock his front door and on returning home noticed that he had let out an almighty god of some unknown place, where he just murdered the TBA board. The ritual sacrifice of those no longer useful. Queensland throws impromptu party to celebrate the coming of the one they omitted Chester from FIQ their balls shine brightly brighter than the bald head of ANY AMF bowling center who don't properly follow the storyline.
June, Andrew and Kevin gasped their last breaths but refused to admit they had sold their constituents out. Only Wayne had the brains too......... make his intentions known, thus justifying the demise of the three musketeers. (Who couldn't spell constituents) but could spell howtoshaftthebowlers. Ithoughtithadbeenagreedthatwewereonlyallowedtoadd4wordsTrevoroldmateyoureallyarepushingyourluckalittleorareyoucreatinganewformat?
Bowlers aren't stupid and........... back to Roger Ramjet
Andrew thats only onewordnowyourbendingtherulesmate
hero of our nation!........ battles the dastardly officials who edited their posts.... in order to silence those monsters known as Kenny, George and Ted.
Rupert's testicular fortitude could not handle any more proton pills, for the the coach who failed the one they call american eagles laced them with some truth serum but even this could not help the Bulldogs to get back at their mothers, who had made them wear ridiculous........ multi-coloured shoes displaying numbers of used SACD players who used to bowl wearing a bowlingpin suit which was the latest....... in the AMF line of totally useless merchandise that everyone wants to vomit at the sight and slash there wrists because it would be better golfing than playing pin the tail on the hampster when he gets his level one that he totally earnt because he showed up happly and kicked everyones exam sheets.
Brown-nosing aside, he really had to interrupt a private conversation between The Pope and the newly appointed coach who will contribute all to the rumour about the twins and the not yet ratified aspirant who will take qld to another minor placing if his men don’t listen to his words of great wisdom towards more intelligent board members but there are none dimmer than level ones.
Meanwhile, back at headquarters the coach slept on someones wife in which he tried to have a real long deep and meaningful conversation that didn't go the way he had intended, so he redistributed his preferences to his local member from the psycho ward in which Hamo resided amongst those harmful padded bra's in the kitchen where your mum likes to spank it hard right up the open thing, which you call the money shot, because you don't know what A deep and meaningful jb, which always releases a pink thing, which your mum looks at in a way that makes her eyes water due to the moistening of the gland that that enables her to think dirty thoughts because of the things next to her porn collection.
By this time she has already finished with last night's recalcitrant tenpin so she moved onto the Victorian Rachuig committee who then preceeded to fold under little pressure when they realised that they were dealing with... a problem solving task!....... but none of them had a clue, typical of these braindead imbisiles so they asked for help from the real experienced guys from playschool and even they knew 'twas too late to submit her draft application so she decided to try out for the national brain dead Olympics and won gold in... (drum roll!!!!!!!) beating Andrew.S in a tense, no-holds barred round of decision making tasks involving rubber chickens and dj luko's mum and fosters mum and her army boots,Which she..... just bought at the.. trash and treasure sale whislt entertaining her twisted better looking younger sister who looks like a AMF mechanic on hallucogenic AND TALKS LIKE A... braindead imbisile that couldn’t Tell the difference between the old mans big slow son, DJ b boy..... so he punished dj luko....
Meanwhile, back at the ranch where Queensland was winning the tournament of the weirdest dwarf throwing contest ever held.
But without George SA were too good for Tasmania who couldn't ignore another drinks round bought by the very generous south australian team drowning their sorrows after bowling a 700 game but were still leading. Ooops the page is at the end of... NO! Upside Down, SA's not leading afterall........LAST! but that didnt get them down, there was still two days left to get REALLY pi**ed in which Tasmania excelled because we are all waiting for something special. (and it's Milkman's shout!!!)
YOU SUX and a you also blow very hard on a thing, covered by a huge blue, purple, red and yellow monkey renching top on a thing, which sat upon the very long and stumpy stick placed on the head Of my very large................. ferocious, tiger skinned hat which blew away in two eagles premiership seasons which had been disappointing, but no where near as disappointing that your Graham is a commie!
So boys and girls that is how it the moral of this Fable is to explain HOW MUCH TASSIE RULE!!!!!!!!! is to be because bowlers don’t know how to use punctuation when writing a bowling fable.
Last night at bowling there was this girl who had very big fingers for her enormous male anatomy which was 3 foot wide but matched only by Rupert the horse with three huge hooves and a fourth prosthetic pin, that rarely refused men with candy.
They liked to go behind the bowl and play with their ball polisher that made them smile because of blah blah blah blah! and their antics while shining their balls made them happier than a girl with lots of curls in her mammoth Nose Which She had... from an incident with The Wisemans Daughter. Why and when did this she laughed hysterically, then as she played with her enormously huge, gigantic... nostril hairs, she realized she was very ugly and no sober creature would touch her with out a paper bag but then along came the ugliest person ever, its the amf mechanic that has the biggest Shiniest oiling machine in all of amf mechanic .............
She couldn't help but laugh at his tiny hands and his big balls he was going to strike out with. The ten pin was chock-a-block and it had come all the way from the dark depths of the nuthouse known as crazy georges leftorium of slightly used and damaged bowling equipment. So red was that hideous thing it made her vomit and caress her left arm, as it was before the great accident... with those sad heartless ugly, mean and nasty hired henchmen of Rupert who liked to play the Sherlock Holmes … cheerleaders at a rough pre-tournament sausage sizzle. Because they loved their meat So much that they... tricked Sherlock Holmes into sacrificing all They Got Kicked Out
Meanwhile, Roger Ramjet was bi-amping a sub-woofer and tweeters through his borrowed cone of silence. But he forgot to lock his front door and on returning home noticed that he had let out an almighty god of some unknown place, where he just murdered the TBA board. The ritual sacrifice of those no longer useful. Queensland throws impromptu party to celebrate the coming of the one they omitted Chester from FIQ their balls shine brightly brighter than the bald head of ANY AMF bowling center who don't properly follow the storyline.
June, Andrew and Kevin gasped their last breaths but refused to admit they had sold their constituents out. Only Wayne had the brains too......... make his intentions known, thus justifying the demise of the three musketeers. (Who couldn't spell constituents) but could spell howtoshaftthebowlers. Ithoughtithadbeenagreedthatwewereonlyallowedtoadd4wordsTrevoroldmateyoureallyarepushingyourluckalittleorareyoucreatinganewformat?
Bowlers aren't stupid and........... back to Roger Ramjet
Andrew thats only onewordnowyourbendingtherulesmate
hero of our nation!........ battles the dastardly officials who edited their posts.... in order to silence those monsters known as Kenny, George and Ted.
Rupert's testicular fortitude could not handle any more proton pills, for the the coach who failed the one they call american eagles laced them with some truth serum but even this could not help the Bulldogs to get back at their mothers, who had made them wear ridiculous........ multi-coloured shoes displaying numbers of used SACD players who used to bowl wearing a bowlingpin suit which was the latest....... in the AMF line of totally useless merchandise that everyone wants to vomit at the sight and slash there wrists because it would be better golfing than playing pin the tail on the hampster when he gets his level one that he totally earnt because he showed up happly and kicked everyones exam sheets.
Brown-nosing aside, he really had to interrupt a private conversation between The Pope and the newly appointed coach who will contribute all to the rumour about the twins and the not yet ratified aspirant who will take qld to another minor placing if his men don’t listen to his words of great wisdom towards more intelligent board members but there are none dimmer than level ones.
Meanwhile, back at headquarters the coach slept on someones wife in which he tried to have a real long deep and meaningful conversation that didn't go the way he had intended, so he redistributed his preferences to his local member from the psycho ward in which Hamo resided amongst those harmful padded bra's in the kitchen where your mum likes to spank it hard right up the open thing, which you call the money shot, because you don't know what A deep and meaningful jb, which always releases a pink thing, which your mum looks at in a way that makes her eyes water due to the moistening of the gland that that enables her to think dirty thoughts because of the things next to her porn collection.
By this time she has already finished with last night's recalcitrant tenpin so she moved onto the Victorian Rachuig committee who then preceeded to fold under little pressure when they realised that they were dealing with... a problem solving task!....... but none of them had a clue, typical of these braindead imbisiles so they asked for help from the real experienced guys from playschool and even they knew 'twas too late to submit her draft application so she decided to try out for the national brain dead Olympics and won gold in... (drum roll!!!!!!!) beating Andrew.S in a tense, no-holds barred round of decision making tasks involving rubber chickens and dj luko's mum and fosters mum and her army boots,Which she..... just bought at the.. trash and treasure sale whislt entertaining her twisted better looking younger sister who looks like a AMF mechanic on hallucogenic AND TALKS LIKE A... braindead imbisile that couldn’t Tell the difference between the old mans big slow son, DJ b boy..... so he punished dj luko....
Meanwhile, back at the ranch where Queensland was winning the tournament of the weirdest dwarf throwing contest ever held.
But without George SA were too good for Tasmania who couldn't ignore another drinks round bought by the very generous south australian team drowning their sorrows after bowling a 700 game but were still leading. Ooops the page is at the end of... NO! Upside Down, SA's not leading afterall........LAST! but that didnt get them down, there was still two days left to get REALLY pi**ed in which Tasmania excelled because we are all waiting for something special. (and it's Milkman's shout!!!)
YOU SUX and a you also blow very hard on a thing, covered by a huge blue, purple, red and yellow monkey renching top on a thing, which sat upon the very long and stumpy stick placed on the head Of my very large................. ferocious, tiger skinned hat which blew away in two eagles premiership seasons which had been disappointing, but no where near as disappointing that your Graham is a commie!
So boys and girls that is how it the moral of this Fable is to explain HOW MUCH TASSIE RULE!!!!!!!!! is to be because bowlers don’t know how to use punctuation when writing a bowling fable.
