Confucious.

[Plantpot]

As Confucious, ( a very famous Wang Dynasty bowler ), once said,

" Man with glass balls, you will always see him coming ".

Good look all Shield Bowlers. ( Most ot them anyway)

 

[flaming-ace]

confusious wasn't a bowler.

 

[Plantpot]

My confucious was, cos its spelt right, yours was probably a taxi driver.

 

[Asmodeus]

Here are my favourite Confucious sayings.


Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who fishes in other man's well often
catches crabs.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

 

[baron]

People in green houses shouldnt throw "plantpots" so I'm still none the wiser coz lots of people have have relieved themselves in my loo so I will need more info. Best of luck for all in the shield trials. Baron

PS Man doing pushups in long grass not necessarily excercising!!!

 

[Danni]

Hey Plantpot

Your pretty funny!! That last comment just cracked me up! lol

See ya

 

[to lucious]

Hey plant pot i heard that your on the comitee for presidents sheild (wa) , and whats this then ,good luck to all bowlers (well most ot them) i think you mean most of them , (wow whats that a spelling mistake )
if you are on the comitee shouldnt you wish all bowlers good luck and not be biased .

P.S i spoke to someone the other night and now we know who you are so you dont need a nickname anymore you will just make a fool out of yourself

 

[Luke D]

hey everyone. i know this topic has been dead a little while, but i just got sent these so i thought i might as well add them here...

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

War doesn't determine who is right. War determine who is left.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

anyway, later all.