Memorable Quotes

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weggy

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The "Quotes" thread got me thinking and I'm asking the question: What is the best quote you have ever read/heard? Here's my submission:

"If somebody can offer you everything you have ever wanted, imagine what they can take away..."
(Movie Quote: The Skulls)

AND (for the poker lovers)

"A Smith and Wesson beats a royal flush"
(Murphy's Laws)

I can't guarantee that these are word-perfect, but they are close to it.
 
A lyric from "Faceless" by Godsmack.

"When I create another day, you'll be gone tomorrow". It sang true during a rough time a while back.
 
"I'M GONNA ROCK OUT WITH MY C**K OUT!. I'M GONNA HANG OUT WITH MY WANG OUT!"
Steve Stiffler, American Pie The Wedding

God there are so many quotes i could use from him LOL!
 
Indeed there are.

Another one of his that springs to mind:

How bout you guys actually locate your d**ks, take them out of the shrink-wrap and f*****g use them!

The person who created Stifler's character is an absolute legend
 
"Technology gives man a more efficient means of going backwards" said by an eldery family friend. Whenever the computers at work have a hissy fit, that one always springs to mind!

"You are a sad, strange little manl" said by Buzz Light Year to Woody on Toy Story

"Suck my D**K sir" Demi Moore in G.I. Jane after she's had the crap beaten out of her
 
"Dude I just sharted, Whats sharted? I farted and a little bit of **** came out"

Along came Polly!
 
"How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?"

"I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!"

"Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!"

"Sanka mon, whatcha smoking? - "I'm not smoking, I'm breathing!"

"'Nuff people say, you know they can't believe, Jamaica, we have a bobsled team"

"You mean winter, as in ice?"

"You mean winter, as in Eskimos and igloos and penguins and ICE?"

"Whatever's wrong with you is no little thing!"

COOL RUNNINGS MAN:cool:
 
You're just mad... " caus tonight you suckas got served"

Who you blowing your horn at? We are ladies, OK? You are supposed to say, "Excuse me, miss."

Now, you lost. Lemme tell you somethin' my father told me, is: "If it don't kill you, it makes you stronger". Remember that.

from you got served.

Shoes like this should not be locked up in a closet! You should be living a life of scandal. You should be getting screwed in an alley behind a club by a billionaire while his wife waits in the car and he told her
he just forgot his wallet!

My Marsha's ****** is made of diamonds,Oh, well my Marsha's ****** is so perfect, it should be put in a museum

from in her shoes.

No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her!

from she's the man.

and.. "have you been using my shampoo"?
"No"
"It's ok because i've been using your boyfriend";)
 
"I see DEAD people" From The Sixth Sense

"Tell him he's dreamin" From The Castle

"You're terrible Muriel" From Muriel's Wedding

"Tell me about it STUD" From Grease

"White women aint nuttin but trouble"
"That's not white women, that's ALL women" From Save The Last Dance

"You had me at hello" From Jerry McGuire
 
"Whatever back freckle"

"Its Brucies time to shine"

"Down Shrek down!"

"I broketed my nose"

The Longest Yard
 
Hey Matty and Jen,

Bet you will like these ones ;)

"Morning"
"10 past 7"
"Evening"
"Miday"
"Passing on the left, Walking on the right, Stopping by the river, Looking at the ducks..MORNING"
 
"I"LL BE BACK" TERMINATOR
"Whatchu talkin' bout Willis"
"Dead or Alive you are coming with me" ROBOCOP
"That's a huge B*tch"
"Holy S**T it's Bigfoot"
"D'OH"
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine" HOMER SIMPSON
 
"I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that eva sucked"-Homer

"Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake"-Stifler

"Whats the capital of Thailand, Bangkok"-Stifler

"Its just not cricket" alot of ppl

"Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!"-Austin powers

"I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook"-Fat B

"Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually."-Peter (family guy)

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"-Homer

"Me fail English? That's unpossible"-Ralph

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."-Ralph

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."-Ralph

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."-Homer

"if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such"-Homer

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?-Homer

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."-Homer

"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"-Homer

"Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!"-Homer

"If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing"-Homer

"It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!"-Homer

"Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch"-Stewie (Family guy)

"Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!"-Quagmire (family guy)

that'll do for now
 
"Guy: Are u interested in going out for dinner on Friday?
Girl: I'm actually getting married Friday.
Guy: Thursday...?"

How I Met Your Mother
 
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