Heheheheheehehehhehehe @ Graham
That's not too far from the truth from a game I saw once.
After winning the 1999 Premiership in the football we were sitting up in the main stand at the TCA Ground above The Den at a barbecue a few weeks later watching a cricket match between North Hobart and Kingborough.
Our players were a pretty hammered lot sitting all over the place still celebrating the Premiership and a Kingborough spinner comes in to bowl......WIDE :?
Next ball......WIDE, Next ball.....6, Next Ball.......WIDE, Next ball.......6, Next ball......WIDE (We are laughing audibly by this stage) Next 5 balls........WIDE (At this point one of our elderly football club supporters looks up from his beer and yells "JUST ROLL THE F*****G THING DOWN THE PITCH YOU POOFTAH") :lol:
Next ball...........6 :lol: (bowler is blaming the uneven centre square area by this stage) Next ball.............WIDE :lol: (I spit my beer everwhere and start crying with laughter)
Next ball.....4

, Next 3 balls.......WIDE, Next ball........Bowled him (No ball calls the umpire) :lol:, Next ball.....6, Next ball....WIDE, Next ball......1 leg bye and a bronx cheer from the Stand.
End of the over......21 balls later - 44 runs including 16 extras :?
Sadly this wasn't the end of it for this poor bloke - fielding on the boundary line in front of the Main Stand.......one of the Reserves players grabs his Golden Retriever and a pair of sunglasses and a white stick and walks over and asks him if he wants to borrow them for the next over.............he tells the football player to bugger off, next ball Dan Marsh skies one out in the deep the WIDE bowler gets under and............the ball bounces of his clasped hands and over the boundary rope for 6
Well you can gather what kind of laughter from the stand that was getting
At this point he storms off the field swearing every word imaginable - his captain says "where are you going"
"F*** you all I'm going home" he sqeauls
Next thing he hops into his car and drops a big cook in his VC Commodore - at the same time losing control and accelerating into the side of the Bookies Stand :lol:
Absolutely in hysterics we all were :wink:
Cricket's a great game
