Read the Sporting Quotes - they were great!
Here are a couple of non-sporting ones that I read on insurance claims where people had crashed their cars...
"All I rmember is watching the sad faced old woman as she bounced off my bonnet and onto the bitumen"
"I was temporarily blinded by the flashing blue lights" (rammed a stationary police car).
"While attempting to kill a fly, I drove off the road and through a fence"
"I had to swerve several times before I eventually hit that tree"
"In order to avoid an accident - I drove into on-coming traffic"
"I had to speed up - because it was raining so hard I wanted to get out of the rain as soon as I could"
"It wasn't completely my fault - next to a bicycle path is a stupid place to plant a tree"
"I couldnt remember which was the brake pedal and which was the accellerator"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"
any other non-sporting quotes???
Here are a couple of non-sporting ones that I read on insurance claims where people had crashed their cars...
"All I rmember is watching the sad faced old woman as she bounced off my bonnet and onto the bitumen"
"I was temporarily blinded by the flashing blue lights" (rammed a stationary police car).
"While attempting to kill a fly, I drove off the road and through a fence"
"I had to swerve several times before I eventually hit that tree"
"In order to avoid an accident - I drove into on-coming traffic"
"I had to speed up - because it was raining so hard I wanted to get out of the rain as soon as I could"
"It wasn't completely my fault - next to a bicycle path is a stupid place to plant a tree"
"I couldnt remember which was the brake pedal and which was the accellerator"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time"
any other non-sporting quotes???
