You know your a tournament bowler when..

When you believe that this time surely the right hand side will hold up!

When you're happy to let someone have a harmless laugh at your expense! ;)
 
* when you believe the lane man has tried to shut you out by oiling outside of 5

* when on occasions you are forced to play deep inside around 10 instead of up the gutter

* You think having to move more than 3 boards for a tournament is a conspiracy (lefties only :D)
 
* when you believe the lane man has tried to shut you out by oiling outside of 5

* when on occasions you are forced to play deep inside around 10 instead of up the gutter

* You think having to move more than 3 boards for a tournament is a conspiracy (lefties only :D)

Had to move 4 at Canberra, they really chopped up.:rolleyes:
 
* You yell HAMBONE everytime throws a four bagger

* You take 3 re-racks per game even though your 100 off the cut
 
You average 230 off the stick only to find 4 lefties in front of you who ***** and moan about how they couldnt carry.:):p:)
 
When the bowling equipment you lug into the bowl with you probably weighs as much if not more than you do. Now admitedly for me that is not that hard even when dripping wet!
 
You have the same woman from Qantas check your luggage in 3 weeks in a row at the airport.
 
You go through security at the airport, the alarm sounds and the security guy sees you and says "Gidday mate, how are the knees this week". (He had been on duty the previous 3 weeks as well when the knee replacement set off the alarms every time)
 
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