Careful what u wish for...

[weggy]

ok don't know how this is going to go, but...

this has been done on an unrelated site and I think it's a bit of fun. The first person puts forward a wish they have, and the next person finds a way to sabotage it, as well as putting forward their own wish.

E.g. first post: I wish I was more attractive to women

second post: Granted, but all the women disappear and it makes no difference.

I wish that...

third post: Granted, but....

I wish....

Get the picture? I'll start: I wish that I was sponsored bowling company.

 

[((( Hinton )))]

granted

but then bowling dies as a sport.

i wish the drought would end

 

[Denver Sporting]

Granted, but then no-one makes a ball for that much iol!

I wish that any more than 15 revs were banned.

 

[Easy Tiger]

Granted, but then bowling would be a sport for people that don't know how to use their hand.. or fingers..

I wish I got paid more

 

[Brenton_Davy]

Granted, but then you would practice more and realise that its not all about hand and fingers.

I wish that I was 30 years younger and knew what I know now.

 

[Playa]

Granted, but then you'd just be a young know it all with little to no friends.

I wish it was easier to find work

 

[tonx]

Granted, but it would be for GARF taxi service...

I wish I could do a better camel step impersonation....

 

[Playa]

Granted, but it would be for GARF taxi service...
I wish I could do a better camel step impersonation....

I'm so leaving that one alone

 

[weggy]

Granted, but it would be for GARF taxi service...
I wish I could do a better camel step impersonation....

I'll have a go...

Granted, but people think you're Peter Allen's understudy

I wish that practice games were free

 

[Easy Tiger]

I'll have a go...
Granted, but people think you're Peter Allen's understudy
I wish that practice games were free

Granted, but then centres would close because they weren't making any money from their bread and butter customers.

I wish work was only 6 hours a day..

 

[bm2]

aah yes, granted, but then all play and little work would make Timmy a very poor boy!!

I wish that dreams really did come true.......

 

[Easy Tiger]

aah yes, granted, but then all play and little work would make Timmy a very poor boy!!
I wish that dreams really did come true.......

I refer again to the 6 hour day thing Be fine if I got paid the same..

 

[Hammer]

aah yes, granted, but then all play and little work would make Timmy a very poor boy!!
I wish that dreams really did come true.......

Granted.... But than we would have everything we ever wanted and there would be chaos.

I wish we could live for ever.

 

[Brenton_Davy]

Granted, but imagine what it will be like trying to tune your (insert futuristic technology here) recorder in 250 years time!!!!!!!

I wish I didn't have such a strong opinion on where the game is heading.

 

[Easy Tiger]

Granted, but imagine what it will be like trying to tune your (insert futuristic technology here) recorder in 250 years time!!!!!!!
I wish I didn't have such a strong opinion on where the game is heading.

Granted, but if it wasn't for people like you the game would have already taken a walk down **** creek completely, and Totalbowling wouldn't be half as interesting.

I wish I could go home from work now..

 

[Feral]

Granted, but you have already left work!!!

I wish you could buy a meat lovers' pizza on the way home.

 

[KarenMK16]

Granted, but the meat on the meat lovers' pizza is a mix of cat food and cemetery leftovers.

I wish my damn computer would work for once...

 

[weggy]

Granted, but the power cuts out.

I wish Centrelink paid uni students more.

 

[VTRNikki]

Granted, but then there'd be nobody left to work at Maccas and KFC and we'd all starve to death when we go away to tournys.


I wish my hubby would get off his a$$ and help me with the housework more.

 

[PeterB]

Granted, but more favours will be expected of you.....if you know what I mean.

I wish I had a job.