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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son >playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the >train stop and her son saying, "All of you b*****ds who want off, get >the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you b*****ds...

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards...

The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Watkins, but we have some information about your husband." "Please! Tell me," the woman said. The policeman said, "We...

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed...

Michael Burke on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts." Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson...

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really...

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had...

A guy goes to Australia Post to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" "Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for three years." The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy...

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after looking at last years major tournaments, bowlers who average 230bowled more 250 games than the bowlers who average 180 bowled 200 games, in some cases 5 - 2. therefore it seems to be easier for a 230 average bowler to bowl 250, than a 180 average bowler to bowl 200. the reason that a 180...

tried to download file. my computor tells me there could be a virus. please list the names of each squad if possible