about 90% of people ive talked to have gotten sick after the dinner...
shortage of seats, no actually tables, and short night..7-10:30.
presentation did go smoothly though, and i guess what was promised was given.. just not alot.
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)
1) That's not right………………………….Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive…………..Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP…………………………Kum Hia
4) Stupid Man……………………………….Dum Gai
5) Small Horse………………………………Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the...
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut &stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house...
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was: "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
haha...
Name: Corwyn Fitzpatrick
Age: 15
State: ACT
Average: 175
R/H L/H: righty
High Game: 280
High Series 3: 717
High Series 4: ????
Home Centre: AMF belconnen
Favourite Balls:ebonite tornado
Equipment: ebonite tornado,XXXcel AMF orbit
Claims to Faim:
Draft pick for NT 2006 sheild...