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I too have always found Warren to be very approachable on a personal level and a professional level when I worked for AMF. He has always done a great job running all the tournaments around Victoria. Even when I told him of my pursuits in the bowling community he has always stood behind me and...

I am a female bowler and I have only been bowling for 5 years now so I am still learning alot when it comes to tournaments and the way they work. I eventually want to aspire to the like of Anne-Marie, Cara, Katie and many of the other fantastic female bowlers that Australia has produced over...

Do we have an ETA on the entry forms for the Vic150 this year??? I can't wait to bowl again the competition last year was fantastic.....:D :p :D

16475 for my first game I think tha is a feat in itself for a ditzy blonde :rolleyes: :D :rolleyes: :p

Gotta love the Electricity Bill at the end of all of it. Thank goodness it isnt me changing all those light bulbs cause I think I would get tangled up and also lost in all those light being blonde and all.... The artificial intelligence just wouldnt help me out there I dont...

Good to see that all are enjoying this game!!!! If I find more I will post them on here for you all to see!!!! I have become addicted to the game myself so yes small things do amuse small minds!!!!!! lmao:rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:

Here's a game for all the piss heads out there!!!! Let's get Santa drunk!!! http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf This is all in good clean fun....Post scores as to how you all do!!! Merry Xmas all!!!! Charlie:rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking....... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas...

Aussie Citizenship Test How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your cattle dog? When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first? Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner: a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables...

Three young pregnant mothers meet up for coffee at the local cafe for a chat.One was a redhead, one a brunette and the other a blonde. They started discussing what sex they thought their new unborn child would be. The Redhead said "Mine is definitely going to be a boy, because when I conceived...

Giorgio is in this country town for about 6 months, he walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them. Each Friday night...

The Ultimate Response to a to Dear John Letter An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up and she wants pictures of...

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the...

The School Report Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is." Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We...

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and...

What's in a Picture? After a long night of passion, young Malcolm rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. Malcolm opened the...

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph. He then says, "I don't...

An ACTUAL account of a recent meeting between George W Bush and Condoleeza Rice... George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's...

A construction boss in Belfast was interviewing men when along came a guy named Paddy from Dublin. "I'm not hiring no dumb fock paddy from Dublin," the foreman thought, so he made up a test hoping that Paddy wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job...

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole. The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop and...

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa." Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: "God...

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet. . The little boy says "It's dark in here." The man whispers "Yes, it...

A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he is getting out of the car a truck comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the lawyer grabs his mobile and calls the cops. Five minutes...

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a...

This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed. At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as its Texas he's...