baron
Member
"THE FUBAR FAMILY"
King FUBAR:(Dwarfus-Moustachus)
Head of the FUBAR clan. A fiesty little character who when threatened curls the ends of a thick black furry crop of hair just under its snout exposing gnashing fangs to ward off predators. Treat with respect.
FUBAR Stax: (Computerus-Fubarus)
No-one really knows where this clan member hails from. Mutters a strange dialect. A mixture of English, Kiwi and Oz. Has a strange attraction to anything electronic, mainly computers, in fact next generation Stax was born with computer joined at the hip.
FUBAR Wimpy: (Cranium Sparsus)
Largest member of the FUBAR clan. A loveable, cuddly critter but dont be fooled. Its main defence is a relentless barrage of banter and innuendo and can easily bring any opponent to its knees leaving it cowering in the corner.
FUBAR Hart: (Arctic-Tightus-arsus)
So named because of its extremely low blood temperature and uncanny knack of escaping any sort of monetary exchange at FUBAR get togethers. Kills its attackers by simply shaking hands instantly snap freezing them.
FUBAR Bushell: (Teabagus-Gasparus)
Distant relative of FUBAR Stax always seen ****ing on a vile toxic weed. Never seen without its mate. A brightly coloured, noisy bird. Easily heard in the largest of crowds.
FUBAR Block: (FUBAR-Americana)
Recently migrated from America in pursuit of its mate (Gianottus-Australis) Has a hard to understand southern drawl and never wanders far from its natural habitat. Normally within 5km of a race-course.
FUBAR Baron: (Ginger cropped-Mollydookus)
Tallest member of the FUBAR clan so named because of its brightly coloured red mane. Easily the prettiest of the clan attracting numerous female FUBARs. Quiet and shy often seen in the company of FUBARette Ladlow. A large domineering creature but he seems to like it.
FUBAR Scoops:(Ginnus-Swillus)
Originally from Down-Under where it spent most of its time swilling large amounts of a thick black liquid found mainly in Lake Fenian with its broad accented father. Recently migrated to the Arab States with its noisy, chirpy mate but has managed to find watering holes supplying him with his favourite food. A most learned and well respected FUBAR.
FUBAR Shane: (Fubarus-Czerkus)
A tall if somewhat gangly FUBAR who gained instant recognition during a confrontation with Al-Harma-One-Kenobe where he explained to One-Kenobe his intentions of going "off the sheet" after said One-Kenobe had dared to throw a turkey. Has a strange permanently damp crop of fur that is continuously plucked and preened into all manner of trendy design.
FUBAR Blachut: (Chuckus-Grenadus)
A brash slightly rotund young FUBAR who intimidates its foe by hurling large round boulders at alarming speed toward them. No fixed abode.
FUBAR Morss:(Defectus-formikalus)
A gangly species who defected from the flock. A large hungry predator that ate too much of their food anyway. Likes to vent its frustrations at being bannished by FUBAR by smashing small white rocks with long sticks considerable distances leaving its foe looking on in awe.
FUBAR 2002 ARE COMING!!
King FUBAR:(Dwarfus-Moustachus)
Head of the FUBAR clan. A fiesty little character who when threatened curls the ends of a thick black furry crop of hair just under its snout exposing gnashing fangs to ward off predators. Treat with respect.
FUBAR Stax: (Computerus-Fubarus)
No-one really knows where this clan member hails from. Mutters a strange dialect. A mixture of English, Kiwi and Oz. Has a strange attraction to anything electronic, mainly computers, in fact next generation Stax was born with computer joined at the hip.
FUBAR Wimpy: (Cranium Sparsus)
Largest member of the FUBAR clan. A loveable, cuddly critter but dont be fooled. Its main defence is a relentless barrage of banter and innuendo and can easily bring any opponent to its knees leaving it cowering in the corner.
FUBAR Hart: (Arctic-Tightus-arsus)
So named because of its extremely low blood temperature and uncanny knack of escaping any sort of monetary exchange at FUBAR get togethers. Kills its attackers by simply shaking hands instantly snap freezing them.
FUBAR Bushell: (Teabagus-Gasparus)
Distant relative of FUBAR Stax always seen ****ing on a vile toxic weed. Never seen without its mate. A brightly coloured, noisy bird. Easily heard in the largest of crowds.
FUBAR Block: (FUBAR-Americana)
Recently migrated from America in pursuit of its mate (Gianottus-Australis) Has a hard to understand southern drawl and never wanders far from its natural habitat. Normally within 5km of a race-course.
FUBAR Baron: (Ginger cropped-Mollydookus)
Tallest member of the FUBAR clan so named because of its brightly coloured red mane. Easily the prettiest of the clan attracting numerous female FUBARs. Quiet and shy often seen in the company of FUBARette Ladlow. A large domineering creature but he seems to like it.
FUBAR Scoops:(Ginnus-Swillus)
Originally from Down-Under where it spent most of its time swilling large amounts of a thick black liquid found mainly in Lake Fenian with its broad accented father. Recently migrated to the Arab States with its noisy, chirpy mate but has managed to find watering holes supplying him with his favourite food. A most learned and well respected FUBAR.
FUBAR Shane: (Fubarus-Czerkus)
A tall if somewhat gangly FUBAR who gained instant recognition during a confrontation with Al-Harma-One-Kenobe where he explained to One-Kenobe his intentions of going "off the sheet" after said One-Kenobe had dared to throw a turkey. Has a strange permanently damp crop of fur that is continuously plucked and preened into all manner of trendy design.
FUBAR Blachut: (Chuckus-Grenadus)
A brash slightly rotund young FUBAR who intimidates its foe by hurling large round boulders at alarming speed toward them. No fixed abode.
FUBAR Morss:(Defectus-formikalus)
A gangly species who defected from the flock. A large hungry predator that ate too much of their food anyway. Likes to vent its frustrations at being bannished by FUBAR by smashing small white rocks with long sticks considerable distances leaving its foe looking on in awe.
FUBAR 2002 ARE COMING!!
