Signs that you maybe a 'sport bowler' :)

[AdrianS]

1. After it rains you pull a tape on your driveway to check the water is spread in a 3:1 ratio from the middle to the edge

2. You get a disgusted look on your face when you watch lawn bowls(all that free hook!! that just isnt right!!!)

keep 'em coming!!

 

[Ice]

After a night drinking with mates (bowling buddies of course) you wake up and wander out to the patio to find neat little triangles made up of ten empty stubbies or cans.

 

[Easy Tiger]

At a drinking session with mates, you keep a close eye on consumption, as we'd hate to see anyone shooting above average. That's right, anyone who manages more than 6 will be subjected to can testing

 

[piequat]

This is a bit crude and sexist but...

When sighting a flat-chested girl, you tell your mates that she "needs a re-rack"

 

[Rowey the li'l lefty]

You wake up after a night out drinking, and can barely remember a thing, only to find you've gotten yourself married to a bowling ball.

As crazy as that sounds, it could happen

Bubye

Rowey

 

[Blueheeler73]

You have ten beers to drink and only get nine down

This happens on a regular basis and sooner or later you end up in the gutter

JL

 

[Cam S]

when ure one the drink you make sure ure bourbon and cokes are mixed 3:1
with the 3 representing the bourbon

 

[Samael]

You've gone through all your scotch brite pads and have resorted to gravel or bitumen from outside in the carpark to roughen up the surface of your ball.

 

[Feral]

Or kick it across the carpark at Kingaroy!!

 

[The Insider]

You find yourself sledging your opponents without even realising it, and subconsciously trip them over

Honestly, I didn't mean to do that... or did I?

 

[Samael]

what has that got to do with sport bowling?

wonder if some of you understood the statements he made

 

[Ice]

Gees, some people have no sense of humour