Chuck Norris Vs Macguyver? Will there ever be a winner???

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DaObserver

For fans of Macguyver and fans of Walker Texas Ranger how can we decide who is better at saving the world and perverting the cause of evil?

I'll give you a head start then post your thoughts!!! :rolleyes:

Macguyver:

Having the ability to turn a flare gun into a rocket pack, and stemming the flow of Sulfuric acid leaking into the ground water by using chocolate to plug the seal on the tank.

Plus he has a cooler theme song than Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris:

It goes without saying that when the boogieman checks his closet for Chuck Norris everynight than he is clearly a man to be feared!

With these two points of argument in the open I would find it hard to find yourself a clear winner. Let the judgement begin!!!!!
 
Chuck Norris is my Papi!!!

There is no theory to evolution, only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live!
 
Here is another one in favour of Chuck:

Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives

Ooohh thats a little harsh......maybe this one then:

The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
 
I vote for MacGuyver as he's cleverer. Instead of simply hitting or kicking people he used many varied and devious methods to defeat the bad guys, and when he got tired of all that he joined the Army, got promoted to Lt Col and saved the world by having may varied adventures through the Stargate.
 
there can be only one and that is...................................................MacGuyver!!!

im sorry to all the chuck norris fans but in this case brains is better then brawn. there are only so many times u can spin kick someone, with macguyver he NEVER repeats a move, its always something new and creative from the thinktank that is macguyvers brain.

anyman that can build a portable oxy torch using lead pipe, a flare and a combination of rust and magnesium filings deserves the respect of everyone including those he has just humiliated while escaping the from the worlds newest most unescapable tamperproof prison cell.



the coop has spoken
 
oh puhlease, have you never read the chuck norris facts? Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand in poker that can beat a royal flush...

one chuck norris roundhouse kick (cnrhk) can power australia for 44 minutes
 
granted he may have a powerful kick, however it wouldnt matter how powerful his kick is when MacGuyver using the items found in you average pantry can create an anti-chuck-norris-kick-proof-dough that will reflect the kick back on the chuck himself.
 
Wow!!!! I had no idea Macguyver was so talented!!!

I knew that he had skill, but anti chuck norris spin kick dough which can deflect spin kicks back onto the chuck......That is special. :rolleyes:

Nice little joke referencing both:

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Too bad we couldn't create Macguyver jokes to counter the Chuck Norris jokes. Post your thoughts.....See if we can top the mighty chuck right off his mantle. His mantle was beside god, but he spin kicked god to hell and took the throne in 5 seconds. He he :)
 
Ahh, but thats when chuck would fool macgyver into thinking he can only do spin kicks and POW!! punches the dough through macgyvers face!
 
Chuck Norris had the upperhand on any Norris-wannabe right from the existance of the earth because the dinosaurs were not killed by a comet. Chuck Norris destroyed it before impact. He then yelled "sike!" and proceeded to kill every dinosaur his bare hands.

Celebrities aren't safe, even Michael Jackson's face is a result of a Chuck Norris ass kicking - thats pretty damn frightening. And its true! Oh its damn true!

He has gotten into the mind of everyone - including Macguyver - when they're at home in the night as if you say Chuck Norris' name three times into a mirror, he will appear behind you immediately and break your neck. Then, he'll trim his beard in your sink leaving his facial clippings as a calling card. Macguyver isn't safe at all becuase he always says something stupid and he would prob say Chuck's name 3 times to test it out. That man will never learn!

Macguyver will know one day that the window to the soul is not the eyes, but the hole in your chest Chuck Norris makes when he kicks you in your f***in' soul!

Nuff said. Norris to win by knockout during the fighter's introductions!!!
 
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