jason_doust
The Bowling Geek
OK Folks, at great personal risk, I've decided it's time to celebrate the colourful characters of our sport, past and present.
I pose this question;
"What is or was Australia's Greatest Dummy Spit or On-lane Stuff Up?"
We don't just want names though. (I guess stories could be anonymous.) I want to hear the stories of hilarious explosions of frustration. Of incandescent rage. Of the incidents that caused verbal gymnastics of stringing time-honoured and purpose-built expletives. Of the honest to goodness stuff-ups that were riotously funny.
Some of the great names of the game have been responsible for some of the best. Some have involved Herculean acts of strength, others have been the deft flinging of a shoe to hit a stubborn corner pin. (I know who that was!) But you needn't have won a thing to qualify for this hall of infamy.
So take your time. Write them up first so you find them readable and amusing, then you can paste them into this thread.
This has the potential to be a very funny bit of bowling history.
Cheers,
Jason
I pose this question;
"What is or was Australia's Greatest Dummy Spit or On-lane Stuff Up?"
We don't just want names though. (I guess stories could be anonymous.) I want to hear the stories of hilarious explosions of frustration. Of incandescent rage. Of the incidents that caused verbal gymnastics of stringing time-honoured and purpose-built expletives. Of the honest to goodness stuff-ups that were riotously funny.
Some of the great names of the game have been responsible for some of the best. Some have involved Herculean acts of strength, others have been the deft flinging of a shoe to hit a stubborn corner pin. (I know who that was!) But you needn't have won a thing to qualify for this hall of infamy.
So take your time. Write them up first so you find them readable and amusing, then you can paste them into this thread.
This has the potential to be a very funny bit of bowling history.
Cheers,
Jason