Funny Text Messages!!!

[S_H_O_R_T_Y]

Thought I'd put this one up here, feel free any others that are worth a laugh...

"Today is National Sexy and Attractive day - send this to someone who fits the profile!!! Please do not send back...I've received hundreds already."

 

[jye]

here r a couple that i have gotten

Today is International Day for the Mentally Disabled. Please send an encouraging message to a mentally retarded friend, as i have done.

Its funny that most chicks was their box, pluck their eye brows, wax their legs, get tattoed on ankles and lower back BUT wont let you **** them in the a** cause "it hurts"

Q: Why is sex alot like oxygen???
A: Because it is no big deal unless u arent gettin any

 

[~Mrs STORM~]

If I was a flower would you pick me?
If I was a sweet would you lick me?
If I was a lolly would you suck me?
And if I asked you nicely, would you f**k me?

If this message flashes you are in urgent need of a good f**k
(Message Flashes)

Too Much Sex & Fun can Make you See Mirages
(Message Flashes but leaves 'F' and 'u' from fun, 'c' from can, 'k' from make and 'M' and 'e' from Mirages. Obviously leaving 'F**k Me' on the screen)


The rest of the messages I have are picture ones, where u scroll down and the person moves or whatever...

 

[Murderdoll]

the funny messagers are as annoying as chain mail has become.

 

[wolly]

There are 3000 funny sms messages in the database of http://www.e-quies.com/funsms

 

[The Space Cowboy]

Got one the other day- it said:

What are the three words you don't wanna hear whilst making mad passionate love?

"Honey, I'm home"

I do have a few others but not ones that can be viewed here for decency reasons

Another one I got was:

What's 40 feet long and stinks of p##s?

A conga in a nursing home