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Just a Bowler
Woke up this morning from the strangest dream. I was in the biggest tournament the State has ever seen. We were marching as one, on the road to the Holy Grail.
Welcome all to the running of the 22nd Association Challenge @ Bundaberg Tenpin Bowl. This year “ The Authority “ has gone with a Race to the Holy Grail theme. So here is my dilemma, do I go with the King Arthur approach or Indiana Jones style or just Monty Python and wing it.
Well considering the massive budget I have to go towards research, I’ve come up with this load of trollop as your guide to selecting your Heroes and Heroines to lift the Crown.
Bundaberg: The hosts have laid a flat yet treacherous trek for us to conquer. With prior knowledge, Bundy will be looking for success.
Men’s: 10-1
Who’s Hot: The team as a whole. Strongest line-up I’ve seen in ages.
Who’s Not: The Kings Knight, Princess Patrick Nierla has been quiet since his rise in the ranks last year.
Women’s: 8-1
Who’s Hot: It could be said, strongest line up seen in ages. Also with 2 previous all stars, a team not to be taken lightly.
Who’s Not: The owner of the key to the liquor cabinet. Has let the ale run free, which sees the team free fall down the ladder. Strength is needed
Brisbane: The plague as taken its toll on this once strong hold of the Association. Looking to a new breed of competitors to lift them to greatness.
Men’s 8-1
Who’s Hot: Really hard to go pass the Bart Jeffery with his efforts on the WBT. Grant Hold and Shaun Dunn have also been rolling well of late.
Who’s Not: Other than the Duck Dynasty look, Pleb Palmer has done a lot of talking with very little to back it up. Will this rookie sink or swim?
Women’s: 8-1
Who’s Hot: Can’t pinpoint anyone. Donna Adams has done well lately and keeps improving.
Who’s Not: Maybe a lack of experience with 3 rookies in the team. Katie, Danyell and Tracey really need to show the way.
Caboolture: Always a major contender in both divisions.
Baron Bates has made some changes, but is very confident that more than the Ladies title will be coming home.
Men’s: 5-2
Who’s Hot: Without a doubt, Sir/Lady Captain Darryl Alford.
Who’s Not: Those 2 Jesters. Father Time has started to take its toll. Are they outdated and need to be shelved?
Look how long it’s taken to get odds up?
Women’s: 6-4
Who’s Hot: Alicia Melton has been carving it up against the men and Tegan Meads paid me to say “ She’s just HOT!!!!!”
Who’s Not: Ummmmmmmmmmm?
Gold Coast: Have been a dominant force the last decade but have failed to reach those heights the last few yrs. Have had more changes than a Lady Gaga concert on their official team line up.
Men’s: 5-1
Who’s Hot: Well I was actually going to say something about how well Dave Kirby been going but he’s not even in the team. Oh well.
Who’s Not: Really Nathan Stein, passing yourself as a senior. Just to get discounts, closer parking and early dinners. At this rate, you may need those wings.
Women’s: 3-1
Who’s Hot: Bec Meads showed she still has got it after a good run at Robina recently.
Who’s Not: The team as a whole. Have struggled the last couple of years. So use to seeing them winning, whether it was every second yr or a string in a row.
Hervey Bay: Have the tools to make a run for a title but a lack of depth has seen them finish no higher than mid table.
Men’s: 16-1
Who’s Hot: Their chances of taking home the Sportsperson award again. I believe betting agencies are taking no more bets.
Who’s Not: Sir Damien Andrew for unspeakable acts that has led to the absence of Lady Linda Green. (Congrats guys)
Women’s: 20-1
Who’s Hot: Lady Karen Duce has been the foundation of this team and will lead from the front again.
Who’s Not: I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.
Ipswich: Always have been there abouts over the years but have had trouble seeing out the distance. Some fresh faces could be the answer as long as they handle the challenge put before them.
Men’s: 12-1
Who’s Hot: Really hard to say. All members have been putting in some sound efforts of late.
Who’s Not: I believe the Campbell Newman Law has no bearing on how many inked guys you can put in a Line Up. Please refrain from tapping on the glass thank-you.
Women’s: 10-1
Who’s Hot: Debutante, Kassey Fechner has been rolling well of late and brings a wealth of Rachiug experience with her.
Who’s Not: Have always had a good team environment about them but lack a big gun or two to press for a top 3 finish.
To be Cont......
Welcome all to the running of the 22nd Association Challenge @ Bundaberg Tenpin Bowl. This year “ The Authority “ has gone with a Race to the Holy Grail theme. So here is my dilemma, do I go with the King Arthur approach or Indiana Jones style or just Monty Python and wing it.
Well considering the massive budget I have to go towards research, I’ve come up with this load of trollop as your guide to selecting your Heroes and Heroines to lift the Crown.
Bundaberg: The hosts have laid a flat yet treacherous trek for us to conquer. With prior knowledge, Bundy will be looking for success.
Men’s: 10-1
Who’s Hot: The team as a whole. Strongest line-up I’ve seen in ages.
Who’s Not: The Kings Knight, Princess Patrick Nierla has been quiet since his rise in the ranks last year.
Women’s: 8-1
Who’s Hot: It could be said, strongest line up seen in ages. Also with 2 previous all stars, a team not to be taken lightly.
Who’s Not: The owner of the key to the liquor cabinet. Has let the ale run free, which sees the team free fall down the ladder. Strength is needed
Brisbane: The plague as taken its toll on this once strong hold of the Association. Looking to a new breed of competitors to lift them to greatness.
Men’s 8-1
Who’s Hot: Really hard to go pass the Bart Jeffery with his efforts on the WBT. Grant Hold and Shaun Dunn have also been rolling well of late.
Who’s Not: Other than the Duck Dynasty look, Pleb Palmer has done a lot of talking with very little to back it up. Will this rookie sink or swim?
Women’s: 8-1
Who’s Hot: Can’t pinpoint anyone. Donna Adams has done well lately and keeps improving.
Who’s Not: Maybe a lack of experience with 3 rookies in the team. Katie, Danyell and Tracey really need to show the way.
Caboolture: Always a major contender in both divisions.
Baron Bates has made some changes, but is very confident that more than the Ladies title will be coming home.
Men’s: 5-2
Who’s Hot: Without a doubt, Sir/Lady Captain Darryl Alford.
Who’s Not: Those 2 Jesters. Father Time has started to take its toll. Are they outdated and need to be shelved?
Look how long it’s taken to get odds up?
Women’s: 6-4
Who’s Hot: Alicia Melton has been carving it up against the men and Tegan Meads paid me to say “ She’s just HOT!!!!!”
Who’s Not: Ummmmmmmmmmm?
Gold Coast: Have been a dominant force the last decade but have failed to reach those heights the last few yrs. Have had more changes than a Lady Gaga concert on their official team line up.
Men’s: 5-1
Who’s Hot: Well I was actually going to say something about how well Dave Kirby been going but he’s not even in the team. Oh well.
Who’s Not: Really Nathan Stein, passing yourself as a senior. Just to get discounts, closer parking and early dinners. At this rate, you may need those wings.
Women’s: 3-1
Who’s Hot: Bec Meads showed she still has got it after a good run at Robina recently.
Who’s Not: The team as a whole. Have struggled the last couple of years. So use to seeing them winning, whether it was every second yr or a string in a row.
Hervey Bay: Have the tools to make a run for a title but a lack of depth has seen them finish no higher than mid table.
Men’s: 16-1
Who’s Hot: Their chances of taking home the Sportsperson award again. I believe betting agencies are taking no more bets.
Who’s Not: Sir Damien Andrew for unspeakable acts that has led to the absence of Lady Linda Green. (Congrats guys)
Women’s: 20-1
Who’s Hot: Lady Karen Duce has been the foundation of this team and will lead from the front again.
Who’s Not: I can’t tell you, it’s a secret.
Ipswich: Always have been there abouts over the years but have had trouble seeing out the distance. Some fresh faces could be the answer as long as they handle the challenge put before them.
Men’s: 12-1
Who’s Hot: Really hard to say. All members have been putting in some sound efforts of late.
Who’s Not: I believe the Campbell Newman Law has no bearing on how many inked guys you can put in a Line Up. Please refrain from tapping on the glass thank-you.
Women’s: 10-1
Who’s Hot: Debutante, Kassey Fechner has been rolling well of late and brings a wealth of Rachiug experience with her.
Who’s Not: Have always had a good team environment about them but lack a big gun or two to press for a top 3 finish.
To be Cont......
