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Just a Bowler
Ladies and Gentlemen and children of all ages, the Association proudly presents your 2 time Combined and Men's Champion, Hammo
with
THE ODDS
We would like to invite all past, present and future members to the Association Challenge 21st Birthday Bash.
This prestigious event shall be held at Sun City Bowl.
The Cattle Clan (Rocky): Second cousin twice removed Dale Jester Warren will lead his family without his trusted brother Sir Nathan Stein. Nathan had succumbed to the promises of riches and glory from a rival clan that we’ll shall not name (hint). The clan will mosey on down trying to return to the glory days of 2011 when they reigned supreme and will try to get a Scooter elected to the high council. Men 8-1, Women 12-1, Combine 10-1
The Peanut Clan (Kingaroy): Grand Poo-Pa Morty Douglass and his loyal followers head to the Bash looking to put up a better fight than at last year’s event. With the addition of a couple new members things are looking bright but the attraction of surf & sand and a warmer climate could cloud their focus. M 10-1, W 10-1, C 10-1
The Big Smoke Clan (Brissy): The In-Laws, Sir Greg and Lady Colleen decided to dish up tougher challenges on their clan to obtain the meanest, nastiest concrete drinkers they could find. Even thou they are battle harden and ready to go, they are haunted by the expectation of living up to the past heroics of all conquering 2010 “ Shake & Bake “ clan. M 6-1, W 5-1, C 11-2
The Rum Clan (Bundy): After just avoiding having the clan’s communion wine (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) supply watered down earlier in the year, High priestess Lady Josie Sommer has gather her flock together in search of the Holy Grail. Will they succeed on their quest? Only time will tell but beware they are already using younglings to distract the other clans. M 12-1, W 14-1, C 13-1
The Two Heads are Better Than One Clan (Ippy): Still coming to terms of losing their homeland, Father Dino and Mother Alice have taken their time to settle the clan into their new surroundings known as the Rich Lands. Regular clan members have been given the opportunity to redeem themselves. Could be sneaking under the radar! M 9-1, W 12-1, C 12-1
They Shall Not Be Named Clan (Goldy): Elder Statesman Sir Andrew Shinnie has been forced to make changes to his all conquering clan. With the loss of the Woodsmen and the Whoop Whoop Girl could this be the year that could see them at their most vulnerable? Maybe the introduction of hypnotic colours could provide a valuable distraction. M 4-1, W 5-4 fav, C 2-1 fav
The Wield’s (Hervey B): He’s his own Grandpa Sir David Wield will round up this close nit clan for another tilt at eternal glory. Always seen as the battlers, this clan has proved time and time again that if treated lightly they can cause irreparable damage. Always a popular clan among the Association. M 12-1, W 20-1, C 20-1
The Combie Clan (Sunny): Great Aunty Lady Q has been busily preparing a wonderful feast and festivities for all in attendance of this year’s Bash. This has given her a renewed focus and with Uncle Sir Chris Quail they could take full advantage of their home lanes. Just a word of warning do not and I mean do not feed the runt of the clan any fruity drinks. M 2-1 fav, W 6-1, C 4-1
The Highlander Clan (Toowoom): Brother Sean and Sister Gabby will be trying to steer the clan onto a different path this year after their poor attempt of following one direction last year. Also can this youthful clan overcome the evil lure of technology and survive 3 days without it? As long as they can focus on the family motto “ There can only be one! “ they are in with a chance. M 8-1, W 8-1, C 8-1
The Snake Clan (Cab): With the most active members on the high council, this clan has fought hard to have the 2yr exile of one Jester, Tony “Hammo” Hamilton, overturned and welcomed him to their clan. Could this once village idiot be what this clan needs to lift the gold? Have they placed all the eggs in one’s basket on this great white dope? Only time will tell!!! (Dr Evil laugh insert here)
M 4-1, W 4-1, C 4-1
To everyone travelling to Sun city, whether it be a great distance or from just around the corner, there’s no rush. Be safe and drive carefully.
I leave you with this quote…
“Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.” M.A.S.H - Dr Freeman aka Allan Arbus
with
THE ODDS
We would like to invite all past, present and future members to the Association Challenge 21st Birthday Bash.
This prestigious event shall be held at Sun City Bowl.
The Cattle Clan (Rocky): Second cousin twice removed Dale Jester Warren will lead his family without his trusted brother Sir Nathan Stein. Nathan had succumbed to the promises of riches and glory from a rival clan that we’ll shall not name (hint). The clan will mosey on down trying to return to the glory days of 2011 when they reigned supreme and will try to get a Scooter elected to the high council. Men 8-1, Women 12-1, Combine 10-1
The Peanut Clan (Kingaroy): Grand Poo-Pa Morty Douglass and his loyal followers head to the Bash looking to put up a better fight than at last year’s event. With the addition of a couple new members things are looking bright but the attraction of surf & sand and a warmer climate could cloud their focus. M 10-1, W 10-1, C 10-1
The Big Smoke Clan (Brissy): The In-Laws, Sir Greg and Lady Colleen decided to dish up tougher challenges on their clan to obtain the meanest, nastiest concrete drinkers they could find. Even thou they are battle harden and ready to go, they are haunted by the expectation of living up to the past heroics of all conquering 2010 “ Shake & Bake “ clan. M 6-1, W 5-1, C 11-2
The Rum Clan (Bundy): After just avoiding having the clan’s communion wine (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) supply watered down earlier in the year, High priestess Lady Josie Sommer has gather her flock together in search of the Holy Grail. Will they succeed on their quest? Only time will tell but beware they are already using younglings to distract the other clans. M 12-1, W 14-1, C 13-1
The Two Heads are Better Than One Clan (Ippy): Still coming to terms of losing their homeland, Father Dino and Mother Alice have taken their time to settle the clan into their new surroundings known as the Rich Lands. Regular clan members have been given the opportunity to redeem themselves. Could be sneaking under the radar! M 9-1, W 12-1, C 12-1
They Shall Not Be Named Clan (Goldy): Elder Statesman Sir Andrew Shinnie has been forced to make changes to his all conquering clan. With the loss of the Woodsmen and the Whoop Whoop Girl could this be the year that could see them at their most vulnerable? Maybe the introduction of hypnotic colours could provide a valuable distraction. M 4-1, W 5-4 fav, C 2-1 fav
The Wield’s (Hervey B): He’s his own Grandpa Sir David Wield will round up this close nit clan for another tilt at eternal glory. Always seen as the battlers, this clan has proved time and time again that if treated lightly they can cause irreparable damage. Always a popular clan among the Association. M 12-1, W 20-1, C 20-1
The Combie Clan (Sunny): Great Aunty Lady Q has been busily preparing a wonderful feast and festivities for all in attendance of this year’s Bash. This has given her a renewed focus and with Uncle Sir Chris Quail they could take full advantage of their home lanes. Just a word of warning do not and I mean do not feed the runt of the clan any fruity drinks. M 2-1 fav, W 6-1, C 4-1
The Highlander Clan (Toowoom): Brother Sean and Sister Gabby will be trying to steer the clan onto a different path this year after their poor attempt of following one direction last year. Also can this youthful clan overcome the evil lure of technology and survive 3 days without it? As long as they can focus on the family motto “ There can only be one! “ they are in with a chance. M 8-1, W 8-1, C 8-1
The Snake Clan (Cab): With the most active members on the high council, this clan has fought hard to have the 2yr exile of one Jester, Tony “Hammo” Hamilton, overturned and welcomed him to their clan. Could this once village idiot be what this clan needs to lift the gold? Have they placed all the eggs in one’s basket on this great white dope? Only time will tell!!! (Dr Evil laugh insert here)
M 4-1, W 4-1, C 4-1
To everyone travelling to Sun city, whether it be a great distance or from just around the corner, there’s no rush. Be safe and drive carefully.
I leave you with this quote…
“Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.” M.A.S.H - Dr Freeman aka Allan Arbus
